Tuesday, 21 April 2009

I love Futility: Special Guest Post by Ms Pam Power

Is it iniquitous to aspire to be a school teacher for sartorial reasons? So I can dress in Dianne Von Furstenberg wrap dresses teamed with Marc by Marc Jacobs mouse shoes and opaque lipstick? Is it errant of me to instruct the students to feign interest in the inane science lesson I’m delivering if another teacher happens past? And then chat flippantly about Myspace and laugh at their impersonations of their maths teacher?

Me: “Now Peter, can you name this part of a satellite?”
Student: “I don’t know, Miss, I’m not a fucking rocket scientist!”

Lots of love, Ms Pam Power xoxo