Thursday, 30 December 2010

Melissa's spanakopita

If you fancy nibbling on the best spanakopita in town maybe you should tip-toe down to Melissa, 118 Smith Street Collingwood. It has to be the most delicious way to spend $4.50 xxxx

Tuesday, 28 December 2010


For family christmas presents I had a craft-a-noon and hand painted some papier mâché boxes.

Monday, 27 December 2010

Friday, 17 December 2010

What's in your make-up bag?

I have always been fascinated by what's in other people's make-up bags, so please write and tell me if you have any special revelations about what's in yours. Mine starts with my treasured Betseyville bag, inside are some paints and potions which I will not start my day without. 
1. I always start with concealer, mine is an Estee lauder one so tired looking it refused to be photographed. 
2. Black sooty eyeliner is next, I have used Rimmel Jet Black soft kajal since high school. 
3. I set my eyeliner with the darkest brown eyeshadow from Lancome followed by a black shadow for extra black eye.
4. I used to leave it at this but lately I've been adding a frosted bronzy mushroom shadow on the outer edge of the bottom lash line with a sort brush. I hope this achieves a blended sultry look.
5. Mascara! Lash Architect by L'Oreal in Blackest Black, cake that on.
6. White eyeshadow is what I apply just under my eyebrow on my brow bone as a highlighter.
7. I love dark eyebrows so Shu Uemura eyebrow pencil in Seal Brown is used to draw on the brows I should have been born with.
8. MAC Cubic satin blusher is for me as I have no natural rosiness.  
9. Red lips are the most sophisticated way to go. MAC, Lady Danger is fluro red but I can't just use one lipstick, I always blend colours. Lancome, Glamorama is a vibrant pinky red and mixes so well with Lady Danger. 
10. I finish with a lip liner to make sure the shape of my lip is as perfect as possible, MAC Boldly bare for day and Illamasqua, Spell for fluro red night-lines. 
I hope you are as obsessed with maquillage as I am, otherwise skip this post. 

Thursday, 16 December 2010


Famous JOHN parties, this where you'll find me this saturday night in a sea of gayngels. WHITE

Monday, 13 December 2010

Monday, 6 December 2010

The art of exaggeration

I just finished reading a book about Edith Head, most famous American film costume designer and personality. I love it when someone is so dedicated to a look like she was. 10 points. Oh and gosh, this film, and the costumes are to die for!

Friday, 3 December 2010

Sin City

I watched Sin City the other night, and though I was gripping my knees the whole way through, there was nothing much to take away in terms of story. No ends tied up, just people tied up. No twists. The comic strip drawings were sooooo good, I think I'll stick them in future.

The one above drawn by Frank Miller, I salute you.

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Christopher Kane Sample Sale

Ok soooooo, if you are in London you may want to get your arse down to 28 Redchurch Street E2 7DP
on the 1st of December, yes today, Wednesday. I know it's a bit last minute. 12 midday until 8 o'clock in the evening. Mean while, I'm in Melbourne experiencing weird muggy tropical down pours and making bonnets for my friend Honey-hair's lil' baby girl. Peace! xxxx

Tuesday, 30 November 2010


 I've been reading about Gypsy Rose Lee and her Chinese crested pack of dogs.

 This is Gypsy's sister, actress June Havoc. Nice shoes, lady.

Pinkspiration xx

Thursday, 25 November 2010

Gyspy Rose Lee

I'm onto this book now, as an alternative to the Female Chauvinist Pigs book. I have to say her son (Eric Lee Perminger) who wrote this, is one whiney little brat. I'm just waiting for her to die and him to be left nothing in the will. What else would explain his mealy mouth? 

Saturday, 20 November 2010


Sitting with our Paulie selling my old clothes at a garage sale today.
What a relief to get rid of some of those babies ! Phew I feel lighter

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Wedding Bells

It was sweetheart Kelly Diamond Doyle's wedding last weekend. We all trouped down the Great Ocean road to some secluded little retreat to witness the nuptials and the best brides maid speech ever.
We all got to pick the bird we wanted BBQed for our dinner, William was hungry and wanted two.

Kelly's little boy Arki was THE COOLEST MC ever and a very dedicated bar man for the evening. 
It was a raining quite heavily, which is good luck for the wedded pair but kinda chilly for the party. Luckily I have been stashing an orange 1960s rain coat in my wardrobe for the last 6 years. Finally it came in handy and matches my Dr. Seuss hat too.

Meatball wore a tartan bow-tie and looked dashing and irresistible, especially to a certain Derek..
This is the infamous Miss Ali Hall aka Pam Power (onetime blog special guest writer) and giver of the best and most hilarious wedding speech in history.
J & G no it's not Jilbert and George but it is the cutest pair of outfits.

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Female Chauvinist

This is what I'm reading at the moment, a critique of modern feminist culture written by Ariel Levy, and I am very much enjoying it. Well not so much enjoying, its easy to read but I am horrified by some of the stories.
Quote from Hugh Hefner, 1967
"Consider the kind of girl we made popular: the
Playmate of the Month. She is never sophisticated, a girl you cannot really have. She is a young, healthy, simple girl-the girl next door... we are not interested in the difficult woman, the femme fatale who wears elegant underwear, with lace, and she is sad, and somehow mentally filthy. The Playboy girl has no lace , no underwear, she is naked, well washed, with soap and water, and she is happy."RAGE

Sunday, 7 November 2010


Oh look, I found the perfect bed for our beach retreat. Darling hand me your credit card will you?

Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Atina, Adella, Allana

Saturday, 6 November 2010

Le Male

This is my dear friend Tim. He smells like I do, Jean Paul Gaultier, Le Male. Though Tim seems to have taken it one step further. We moved to London together and then when I moved to Melbourne he moved to New York. Tim is a famous hair stylist and I can personally vouch for his amazing powers with his scissors. Sigh, Tim I miss you and your fabulous socialising. xxxx 

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

There's No Business Like Show Business

I watch this 1954 film last night in bed while my man went out for dia de los muertos celebrations. Gosh Hollywood was great in those days. So many girls! So many costumes. The sets. Sigh. I watched this when I was a child and loved it then too. I tried to make showgirl hats out of cardboard, sequins and feathers. 

Monday, 1 November 2010

Rose garden

A parcel came from England late last week. A long awaited floral t-shirt from Christoper Kane. I went on a walk into town and wore it with a black jet crucifix on a ribbon around my neck, Dr Martens and a
black mini.

Sunday, 31 October 2010

Brothers Grim

Oh yes we're going out tonight rain or shine, to see these men play. Whooo-hee!

Saturday, 30 October 2010


Snap! I can't work out how to put the lil' baby film in this box so if you feel adventurous click on the Snap and see what happens. xx

Thursday, 28 October 2010

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Simon Morse

New gilt framed beautiful sexy lil' lady picture by this great man
hanging in my boudoir. Yeay!

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Sunday, 24 October 2010

To the ball

Off we went with our masks poking out off our bodices to the 7th Bohemian Masquerade Ball.
Above is Piroska looking divine at the Thornbury Ballroom last night.

Monday, 18 October 2010

Carnival of Mysteries

Oh yes we are booked for Thursday night to be swept up by a Carnival of Mysteries. Finucane & Smith, creators of Gotharama and the Burlesque Hour are story tellers and entertainers gruesome and wild. What a big fan I am, Sam. The Melbourne Festival, get your tickets. I noticed a warning: Nudity, Adult Concepts, Smoking & Smoke Effects, Strobe Effects, Loud Music, Yeay!

Saturday, 16 October 2010

Hot List

  1. Brightest red lipstick and nails
  2. Mojo Juju and the Snake Oil Merchants
  3. Chocolate brownies from Fatto A Mano
  4. Drambuie on the rocks
  5. Wisteria in flower above the bath in the garden
  6. The promise of warm nights
  7. Mangos, to eat not as a skin colour option
  8. A date at the Museum
  9. Gold and sky blue brocade table cloth
  10. A parcel coming from a land far away with new clothes inside!

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

Miz Marawa

Oh the devine, the glamorous, the daring, it's Marawa and she's a comin' back to my Melbourne. Yeaaaay! Let's all dance and rollerskate in the streets.

The office

I went to visit my dad's office, he is an illustrator and as a child this was the most exciting sight, a whole Derwent pencil display full of coloured pencils. Full!

Sunday, 10 October 2010

Mother Mary

Sophie AKA Piroska and I went to a party on Friday night. John's house party, the dress code was Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Well Sophie spends weeks crafting costumes and this one involved a molded light up heart and a halo with LED lights inside origami stars. HALO!

Wednesday, 6 October 2010


I think I've said this before but this is my favorite place to visit. Fitzroy Gardens Melbourne. I love conservatories, so muggy and romantic. Yuh. X A

Monday, 4 October 2010

Nan Goldin and Cookie Mueller

I rode on the back of his motorcycle down the freeway in the brilliant sunshine to see the Up Close exhibition at Heidi. As much as I liked all the photographic stuff, the Nan Goldin slide show had me by the throat. I love her photos especially when they feature the late Cookie Mueller (the underground actress, think John Waters Pink Flamingos, and writer). That's her directly above and at the top. XX A