- The satchel? Too preppy
- The slouchy bag? Too hippy sloppy bogan
- The Doctor? Too up-tight
- The Hermes copy? Too Olsen
Now, thank you to a certain WLG, this will be arriving in the mail soon and it will fit heaps of crap in it, and, matched with a wiggly poodle, some huge round shades and a bouffant hair-do, I'll feel perfectly futuristicly Bride of Frankenstein, lady-like.
Thank-you kind Sir!